XBox Football


I always liked football simulations. The best one from my youth was an old game on the Apple II that was text only where you picked plays and the computer simulated the result. And, who can forget the hand held white Coleco games with the red dots.

Well, football games have come a long way.

For my xbox, I started out buying a cheap copy of Madden 2003. It was nice and cheap. Unfortunately, it was used, though the confusing labelling did not make this clear. And, it would crash my xbox at random.

Rather than do the rational thing and give up, or just picking up Madden 2003 new, I ended up buying *both* Madden 2004 and the ESPN NFL game. These games are pretty similar in most ways, but also very different.

So, after having played both for a few hours, here are my thoughts:

Madden 2004:

This is apparently the King of football games.

Compared to ESPN, The gameplay feels a bit sluggish, and the player models and animation are not as good. Mechanics are realistic: it's harder to turn while sprinting, fullbacks are slower than smaller runners. Passing is a mixed bag. Sometimes it feels like the receiver can't catch anything, and then other times he makes a one handed catch in triple coverage.

I don't understand kicking at all.

It's a pain to call audibles, but it's important to be able to do it. That sort of sucks.

No major complaints. It's easy to customize the presentation to not be soul suckingly annoying.

ESPN NFL Football:

Better graphics and player models. Kicking sucks even more. The running mechanics feel more fluid but less realistic. Kicking is even worse. I think overall the gameplay is better in most ways, but the rest of the game interface is crippled by small oversights that would seem to be simple to fix, and are really annoying in practice.

For example, the interface for play calling and audibles are much better than Madden. It's easier to make adjustments on the fly, and so on. But, while in Madden it's really easy to set up a custom playbook for an existing team and use it over and over again, it's very unclear how you do this in the ESPN game. It took me 5min in Madden to make a sticky setting so that I could always use 4-3 defenses with the Steelers, even though the default was 3-4. I tried for an hour to do this same thing in ESPN and still haven't worked it out. And, as you'll see, using the menu system for an hour is no fun.

Both games have overly complicated control interfaces, utilizing every button and trigger on the xbox controller in 5 ways (wakka wakka wakka fruit). The ESPN one is a bit better, maybe.

So, while ESPN has some clear advantages, it has the following fatal flaws

1. Annoying ESPN theme music that you cannot turn off when in the menu system. In the more complex game modes, you spend a lot of time in the menus. This music makes you want to kill.

2. The cut scenes with the zombie cheerleaders from hell with bouncy tits.

3. Customization and save/load interfaces are designed morons with a gift for non-linear thinking.

4. The ref whistles make you want to tear out your own eardrums.

If it weren't for #2 and #4, ESPN would be the clear winner for quick games where all you care about is the better game play.

As it is, I think Madden wins, even though the gameplay is not as smooth, just because it has no fatal annoyances while pretty much matching ESPN in all other ways.

Update:

After playing the games a rather more, I think my comments about the relative gameplay are actually not right. ESPN does look better, but I don't think it plays better. It just takes longer to figure out running in Madden.

Posted: Sat - February 28, 2004 at 04:25 PM      


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